Honestly, it’s hard to pin down the best story. I’ve heard lots of good ones. But. My friend Alex from Loose Teeth / Life In Vacuum told me a good Who Dun It story. There were in Europe playing a massive festival and had been invited to stay at this hostel, which was also the location of the festival’s public bathrooms. They stayed up late and partied and went to bed in the morning. Then they were woken up by the owner of the hostel freaking out in a language they couldn’t understand so they didn’t know why he was mad. When they found someone to translate, it turned out he was upset because someone had taken a shit on the ground in the spare room. To this day, the band doesn’t know whose poo it was and they were suspicious of each other for the rest of the tour.